Here’s a prominent person
I must write a verse on
His ways are so strictly impartial,
His power is great,
His word carries weight
In matters domestic and martial.
He never takes sides,
But rough-shod he rides
Over General French and the Kaiser;
Party spirit he shuns,
He hinders the Huns
And makes Tommy sadder and wiser.
When in genial mood
He’s so kindly and good
You’d never believe he could vary.
But when out for a grumble
He’s rough to your humble
And equally rude to Queen Mary.
Entente and Alliance
Endure his defiance
In mute resignation together.
His name is suppressed,
But you’ll doubtless have guessed
That by trade he’s the Clerk of the Weather.
